potatoandotherwise:

awhovianshaven:

disneybakerdcp:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.

*scrolls*

But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.

if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50

My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison

I

Explains why the one was wearing white and the chomped girl was wearing black

heatherbat:

mermaidsirena:

Ambre Saint-Clare a talented Mermaid Performer this week released several new photos from a beautiful photo-shoot she had with Servane Roy Berton, more photos can be seen on her Facebook Page.

::spasm:: SHANNON SHANNONNNNNNNNNN

Atlantis nuthin’…maybe there’s some other nifty stuff worth exploring for. >.>

mosellegreen:

popeyeschicken:

thatscienceguy:

1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…

can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW 

And we thought Jaws was scary.

They said there were no rogue waves…then they recorded rogue waves.

They said there were no prehistoric fishies…they found coelacanth.

They said giant squid were a myth…then they found specimens.

They said there are no sea serpents…I’m not setting a damn foot in the ocean.

mosellegreen:

Roommate: It amuses me that the Internet Age has now been going on long enough that when somebody gets famous we can find their profiles from ten years ago where they gushed about how much they like anime.
julstorres: I have a very small internet footprint in my legal name. It worries me sometimes.
*later*
julstorres: Oh, gosh. You know that description of every person who ever shot anybody as “he was so quiet and kept to himself”? Soon “and they wrote fanfic” will be added to that.
Roommate: Yeah, there’s so many of us now that sooner or later one of us will turn out to be a serial killer or something.
julstorres: And they’ll be saying on TV that it was all caused by the slash.

Oh…lord. Now I’m imagining the 20/20 special: Fan Fiction…a seedy underground of sexual taboos among a community of social outcasts, taking the stories you grew up with and twisting them into horrific parodies. Could your child be at risk?

Also…I’m wondering how many Svadilfari/Loki fics there are. ‘cause I kinda wanna do a Horse/Loki fic. Because I have nooooo other fics that I should be working on.

absinthe-cocktail:

porn-cakes:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

These women are perfect. They aren’t hollywood women oh no. They are Russian bad ass mother fuckers.

sneauxfo:

milesjai:

i think i just found my new favorite smash bros character

OH WHAT

That is seriously reminding me of Lara Croft.

mosellegreen:

shaitana:

red-death-masque:

murderedamillionmen:

jay-kuh:

kinglnthenorth:

goldenhelikaon:

kinglnthenorth:

ladyvivamus:

tyrianlugia:

lokiismycuddlyfriend:

(No offence to who posted this) NO THIS IS NOT TRUE AND FRANKLY IT’S RIDICULOUS 

For me, at least, the blue would be 0% (I didn’t know who Tom HIddleston was before I watched the Avengers). I like him because he is AWESOME (his staff and outfit and his nuggets of philosphical wisdom and THAT DIALOGUE!)!!! :D

… can I just say that, coming from a blog called ‘loki is my cuddly friend’, denying it is a little rich.  

this is true and everyone knows it

damn right. how many of the loki fans on tumblr hd actually heard of the character or the mythology prior to thor/avengers and tom playing him

and the argument of, ‘i didn’t know who tom was before the avengers’ is so asinine because the argument that the graphic is making is, “You like him because he’s hot’

so. blah.

Personally I like Loki cuz his Hersirs can summon myth units and-
Wait
Shit

That Age of Mythology reference though.

Okay, I will admit that FIRST I liked him because he’s hot. That was when I saw The Avengers. Then I watched Thor and I adored him and his saddening life story. Then I fell in love with Tom Hiddleston. (but that’s a different matter) Then I started just loving the character altogether, then I started reading up on Norse mythology and came to appreciate Him as an actual god. That’s when I really started to feel a connection with Him. Then I got in contact with Him, and then I decided to work with Him as my patron god. And after a while of working with Him, I’ve come to love Him for HIM and who He is and pretty much any reason I can think of to love Him. Yup. So it’s so much more. I won’t deny that it started out as fangirlism. And other Lokeans can judge me all the fuck they want. But I promise you I didn’t decide to become a Lokean because He’s hot. Hell no.

The real Loki was always a sexpot. Everyone wanted a piece of him. So any actor to play him had better be frickin hot to pull it off properly, and you know what? Loki likes it this way. Look at all the attention he is getting and Loki is preening like a queen right because of it.

Who cares how or why someone likes Loki. Stop being a hater.

I’m as devoted a Loki fan as any other fangirl, and I am also a huge lesbian. If they wanted me to lust after Loki they should’ve had him played by Katie McGrath.

But Loki is still my favorite character, because of the towering drama of his story, because I identify with and sympathize with him, because he symbolizes things of vital importance to the world as I see it.

Tom Hiddleston is easy on the eyes, but for me that’s a detail. What matters to me is his masterful acting that gave the character such depth.

Speaking as the over thirty chick, I knew Loki as a Norse god and then a Marvel villain, and I didn’t see Thor until after Avengers, which means that during all the Loki fanfic I read, I was imagining the Marvel villain.

I think the original post really boils down to “girls don’t read comics” with a side order of “girls are shallow and vapid.”

Having seen the essays and research and volumes of material put out by the not-over-thirty fangirls online, I can vouch for the girls. There’s someone shallow and vapid in this argument. But it ain’t the Loki lovers.

wolfburied:

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

Which is why it’s harder to jump to writing my own stuff.